Ministry of Finance unveils new simoleon notes

Alston, NCD, May 16 – The Ministry of Finance has shown off Sirocco’s new banknotes today, replacing Sirocco’s fifteen-month old “2011 series” notes. The banknotes were unveiled at around 4pm NZST this afternoon. The biggest change has been the demonetisation of the §500 note. Worth NZ$800, it was seen as unnecessary and cumbersome. Other changes include the recolouring of the §5 note from grey to pink, the §10 note from purple to gold, the §20 note from orange to purple, the §50 note from gold to red, the §100 note from red to green and the §200 from green to blue. The … Continue reading Ministry of Finance unveils new simoleon notes

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Commonwealth Avenue: Sandus plays the Nazi Card, anyone surprised?

Fush is Natzi scum, or at least Will would like to think so… Story of the Century: A1 is to be disestablished (apparently). Story of the Lulz: Sandus thinks A1 is a modern Nazi Germany. You think I’m joking? In this fantastic bit of tripe from his local rag, Will Sörgel of the Ever So Highly Respected And Universally Worshipped Backwater of Sandus has seen fit to play the Nazi Card and compare the end of A1 to the fall of Nazi Germany in May 1945. I hardly think our Australian frenemies have the blood of twelve million people on their hands … Continue reading Commonwealth Avenue: Sandus plays the Nazi Card, anyone surprised?

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Government to introduce assistance programme

Alston, NCD, May 5 – The Siroccan Government is to launch a scheme to assist Siroccans finding it hard to make their way through the current economic climate. Announced this evening by Premier Daniel Anderson, the Commonwealth Assistance Programme aims to provide monetary and food aid to Siroccan citizens experiencing hardship in the current economic climate, especially to Siroccan citizens currently studying at tertiary institutions with limited funds. The news of the establishment of the Commonwealth Assistance Programme has been warmly received by leftist members of the micronational community. Joseph Puglisi of Tiana said that “the Communist Party of Tiana … Continue reading Government to introduce assistance programme

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