Premier reaffirms support for “capitalist roots”

Alston, NCD, Jan 15 – The Premier has slammed the new ideology of Theodorism and defended Sirocco’s “unashamedly capitalist roots”. This evening it was announced that Crown Prince Jonathan of Austenasia had created a new political ideology essentially merging, peculiarly, communism and monarchism. However this has been attacked by Premier Daniel Anderson in a statement: Theodorism is laughable. It contains a society where the workers rule everything but are themselves ruled over by a monarch. It advocates redistribution of the wealth to the extent where people need not bother trying to advance themselves. It prescribes the downfall and crushing of capitalism. It demands…

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Community in meltdown as accusations fly

Alston, NCD, Sep 8 – Sirocco has become involved in what is possibly the largest debate in the history of the MicroWiki community following the leak of a dossier by former Erusian leader Robert Lethler. While the Siroccan Government has refused to release all details, it is known that the dossier accused Yablokon leader Aldrich Lucas of using underhanded means to seize control of the community, something that Lucas, amongst others, stronly refuses. The dossier has been supported by a number of micronationalists, including William Soergel, Jacob Tierney and Jonathan Austen. TASPAC nations, including Sirocco, were accused of trying to take control of…

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Hopes for a brighter 2011

Alston, NCD, Dec 31 – As a momentus year finally draws to a close, Premier Daniel Anderson has expressed his desire for a happier and more peaceful 2011. “We have seen so much in the last two months, let alone the entire year. What was meant to be the ‘Year of Peace’ degraded into a series of wars, fighting and generally uncivilised behaviour. Austenasia, Kyng Fyrst, Sebastiano von Linden, all to name but a few. And yet there have been the high points, the times where we all pulled together and worked as a united front. To everyone out in the MicroWiki community,…

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Wrythe falls to Midgets

Wrythe, Austenasia, Dec 20 – The Empire of Austenasia has been defeated for the first time in its history today, with Wrythe falling to Midget forces. At around 5am NZDT, Wrythe was invaded by forces of the Midget-Nation-in-Exile under the command of Midget Fuhrer Thomas. Crown Prince Jonathan ordered the evacuation of civilians from the Imperial Residence and confronted the attackers himself. However he was outnumbered and forced to surrender and name Declan I (of Orly) Emperor of Austenasia alongside Esmond III, who had held the throne since February this year. The Crown Prince has received criticism over his handling of the…

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Fighting breaks out in Carshalton

Wrythe, Austenasia, Dec 11 – The Empire of Austenasia and the Kingdom of Rushymia have declared war on the Tsardom of Orly and the Midget Nation-in-Exile after a breakdown in the line of succession to the Orlian throne. It is understood that at around 11:20pm last night NZDT, Austenasia declared war on Orly and the Midget Nation-in-Exile after the Empire was threatened by Midget Fuhrer Thomas IV. This comes as the fate of Orly’s leadership is questioned, with three leaders in the space of five months. War was declared after the situation broke down over the last four days, with Tsar Declan I…

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