Bowie of Wyvern dies aged 16

Wyvern-Stadt, Wyvern, Dec 18 – Wyvernian military hero Bowie has today died at the age of sixteen. Owned by the Wyvernian Royal Family since late 1998, Bowie became a national hero of Wyvern through several courageous deeds in his time with them. One of his most notable acts was against the French in 2003, where after attacking the sea in a process described by Wyvern’s Princess H. as “charging, biting the sea ferociously, then retreating and repeating the process” on a beach at the French town of Arromanches he proceeded to defecate on the boulevard, which was later described as “a nasty case of diarrhoea”. Bowie…

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