Zealandia's three main Left-wing parties have merged to form a Communist government, while the role of Zealandia's six-year-old monarchy has been reduced. »
Parts of Zealandia, including important buildings and the city of Nya Kronstadt, have come under the control of the Ministry of State Security, according to cablegrams received from the nation this evening. »
For the next week, Siroccans will exchange grey flannel suits and hi-fi record players for neon workout gear and cassette players, as part of an initiative to open the nation to adopt more decades of the 20th century into its culture. »