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Blacksands joins Federal Commonwealth

Blacksands, BD, Apr 20 – Sirocco has expanded its territory today with the acquisition of a new Dependency near Auckland, New Zealand. The Blacksands Dependency, located at the small West Coast beach village of Bethells Beach, comprises of two sandy beach areas, a small thicket of trees and »

Friday, 20 April 2012 // 1 Comment

Vice-Premier confirms move to Australia

Ridgelow, JC, Apr 11 – Confirmation was received tonight that Vice-Premier Jesse Coles will be moving to Australia in a few months’ time. The news has come as a shock to Premier Daniel Anderson, who had expected Coles’ departure from New Zealand late this year or in early 2013. »

Wednesday, 11 April 2012 // 0 Comments

Sirocco to protest lack of motorways

Alston, NCD, Feb 5 – Sirocco will join in Waitangi Day protests tomorrow and demand the construction of more motorways in New Zealand. Dubbed “Demand Improvement Day”, the protests will coincide with the protests at Waitangi tomorrow, not far from Alston itself. The aim of the »

Sunday, 5 February 2012 // 1 Comment

Aerial retired, dismantling scheduled

Alston, NCD, Jan 8 – The fate of Alston’s most famous landmark has today been decided – it is to go. The Alston Aerial, which has stood above the Government Buildings on Commonwealth Avenue since 1987, will be dismantled within the next few weeks. Last night Alston went fully »

Sunday, 8 January 2012 // 2 Comments

Sirocco marks 365-day milestone

Alston, NCD, Nov 4 – Sirocco has begun celebrating the first anniversary of its founding today. Today marks a year since Vice-Premier swore Daniel Anderson in as Premier, who then proclaimed the nation’s founding at thirteen minutes past eleven o’clock on the morning of November »

Friday, 4 November 2011 // 2 Comments

Sirocco gears up for RWC Final

Alston, NCD, Oct 23 – Cities across Sirocco are preparing for tonight’s Rugby World Cup final which will see New Zealand pitted against France for the ultimate title in rugby union. Siroccans are hoping for a miracle tonight which will see New Zealand lift the William Webb Ellis trophy »

Sunday, 23 October 2011 // 0 Comments

Alston to go fully digital?

Alston, NCD, Aug 22 – The Alston Aerial, the capital’s tallest and most famous landmark, could soon vanish from the city’s skyline as plans are considered to shut off the city’s analogue television reception. Officials from the Alston City Council have proposed ending the »

Monday, 22 August 2011 // 4 Comments