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Zealandia

Temperatures plummet across Sirocco, records set

Alston, NCD, Aug 17 – Alston shivered overnight as temperatures dropped below zero for the first time in memory. Alston residents woke up this morning to blankets of frost across the Alston Domain, Line Park and Mosgiel Green and mist rising from the Garden River. Most attention, however, »

Wednesday, 17 August 2011 // 1 Comment

Chancellor Fowler resigns

Alston, NCD, Aug 6 – Chancellor Anthony Fowler last night resigned his position after an argument in which anti-government sentiments were made public. Mr. Fowler last night added to Premier Anderson’s statement that “life is always good under the SFP!” with “unless »

Saturday, 6 August 2011 // 1 Comment

National Peoples Party labelled “Nazis”

South Denton, DCP, Zealandia, Jul 11 – An investigation has been launched into election campaign material produced by Social Democratic Party Parliamentary Leader Joseph Puglisi after he produced posters and a video that breached two sections of the Elections Act 2010.  The posters, which »

Monday, 11 July 2011 // 2 Comments

Anthony safe among the ruins

Denton, Zealandia, Feb 25 – The safety of King Anthony of Zealandia has been ascertained as the death toll from Tuesday’s earthquake surpasses 100. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has been able to find out that Anthony is safe and well, however there has been significant damage in »

Friday, 25 February 2011 // 3 Comments

Christchurch in ruins, concerns for Denton

Christchurch, New Zealand, Feb 22 – New Zealand’s second-largest city has been destroyed in a magnitude 6.3 earthquake, with concern being shown for the fate of Zealandia. At 12:51pm NZDT, an earthquake centred 10km south of Christchurch and at a depth of 5km rocked the city already »

Tuesday, 22 February 2011 // 4 Comments

von Linden resigns from Zealandian government

Denton, Zealandia, Feb 15 – Troublesome Sebastiano von Linden, former Zealandian First Minister, has resigned after losing the confidence of the Zealandian Parliament. At 6:14 this morning, von Linden formally resigned from all offices and positions he held, leaving Zealandia without a First »

Tuesday, 15 February 2011 // 1 Comment

Crisis point for Sirocco and Zealandia

Alston, NCD, Jan 29 – The short-lived union of Sirocco and Zealandia has dissolved today after it was revealed that King Anthony of Zealandia wasn’t interested in firing First Minister Sebastian von Linden despite that being the purpose of the union and the war that preceded it. »

Saturday, 29 January 2011 // 0 Comments